Italienisch studying and translation board

Schande über mich..shame on me:((

hat sich angemeldet..ist aber gar nicht so einfach,weil die ganzen erläuterungen auf Deutsch sind:(

1) Otto ti manda cari saluti (cordiali saluti)
2) mi prendi in giro ?

thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanx
hut

Congratulations to - whoever had this brilliant idea, it's great:-))))
I wonder if it was our Mr. Prof. Hut....., wasn't he?
Talk soon, -

aus dem Witze-Forum. Kann ihn jemand auf Italienisch übersetzen?

Buffalo herd theory
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Herd Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Echt toll, muss ich mein Italienisch Denken wieder deaktivieren and think about in inglese.Fragte mich doch heute ein Kunde in der Arbeit ob ich Englisch spreche: Ich si,poccco, eh, scusa a little.usw.....
Lg

Welcome everybody !

first entry in the english / italian forum