A German doctor says "Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a brain out of one man, put
it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A British doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a
brain out of one person, put it in another and have
him preparing for war in four weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You
guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain
ut of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half
the country is looking for work, and the other half is
preparing for war."
