A woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a
bar in Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a
huge, hairy armpit and she pointed to all the people
sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy
a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore
her, but down at the end of the bar an owl-eyed drunk
slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed,
"Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged
it down.
She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at
all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit and
asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money
down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another
drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said
"Tell me, Murphy, it's your business if you want to
buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her
a ballerina?"
The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg
that high has got to be a ballerina!"
