Patrick, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem
to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some
advice.
Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old
baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer They're years
outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about
two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm
tellin' ya mate...you'll have all the babes ya want!"
The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his ******** new
tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was
disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, and
laughing, looking sick!
So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's
wrong now?"
JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard,"Mate. The potato goes in front!"
